CAUTION: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN!

Finally, after centuries of enduring dull, sappy, juvenile cartoons, a savior has arrived for us grown-ups. A drunken, angry savior, who will guide all us into the warm throbbing light of animated comedy.

"Uncle" Joe Flaherty (SCTV, Happy Gilmore) plays the gormless host of this edgy new comedy show, featuring short cartoons aimed at an older (but still immature as hell) audience. Featuring an onslaught of recurring shorts guaranteed to tickle the offensive-bone, Uncle Joe's Cartoon Playhouse will take animated comedy to the next level...whatever the hell that means.

You’ve got the howlingly absurd antics of our porcine protagonists in Big Ass America; the vicious political satire Becoming Georgie; the grotesquely funny super-powered she-males who make up TransForce; the rollicking misadventures of Chilly Beach’s brain-dead Canuckleheads; and much more!

Between shorts, Uncle Joe must entertain a live audience of squealing schoolkids, regaling them with sordid tales of his own depravity. He might be most inappropriate child entertainer since “Abuso the Cursing Clown” — think Captain Kangaroo, if the good Captain was a thrice-divorced, eternally hung-over misanthropist with a talent for siphoning gas.